I think in a previous life, that I was a fish.
Are you sneering?
Wouldn’t that be ‘one’ explanation for my love of water? And the fact that I ‘know’ where the big ones are?
Could it be karma that my reincarnation into this afterlife makes me a fisherman?
Goodness, what do you suppose I did that was ‘so’ bad ‘when’ I was a fish?
Ok, maybe I teased the fishermen by hiding under stumps, and even under their boat.
Maybe when I figured out the difference between a grasshopper that accidentally landed on the surface of the water and a homemade lure, maybe, I shouldn’t have swam over and told my fish friends so that they too would know the difference.
Maybe I teased the big fisherman ‘up there’ just once too often.
I guess nobody likes a tease. Even a ‘fish’ tease.
Guess I’ve no one to blame but my former fish self.
LOL – OR NOT….
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