Archive for January, 2010

Expand Your Horizons

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

Ever go out fishin’ with a buddy and he brings along a city friend of his from work?

Well, OK , sometimes we need to expand our horizons and meet new people.

We were sittin’ there on the bank, poles lined up down the creek when low and behold if that new fangled friend of Bob’s didn’t pull out a funny lookin’ smoke.

I told him “Hey man, we don’t do that here.”

He said “Excuse me. There is nothing illegal about this cigarette. It’s electronic. No smoke, no fumes.”

Well, I exchanged a couple strange glances with Bob, but I let it go. I didn’t smell anything so I guess it was ok.

Strange city folk.

Green Smoke Electronic Cigarettees

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pole

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Roaching

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

A sweet lady I know volunteers for the Greyhound Rescue here in Oklahoma. She’s several rescued greyhounds of her own. She loves her greyhounds.

I saw her the other day, she was wearing a smart suit with a pink blouse. Sharp! She had a greyhound pin on her lapel, only it was upside down.

“Oh,” I said “Your pin is upside down.”

She replied, “No, it’s supposed to be that way. Greyhounds like to lay upside down, it’s called roaching.”

I had no idea!

I learned something about greyhounds that day, in fact, I learn a little bit more these wonderful dogs every time I see her.

The local organization, the Hounds of the Heartland, is a non-profit, chock full of Racing Dog Lovers and is dedicated to finding homes for both retired racing hounds as well as an occasional young greyhound not yet in the dog racing community.

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Don’t Mess With the Ranger

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Don’t mess with the park ranger. Or the game warden.

Or the Fish and Boat Commission.

A guy in Pennsylvania was recently fined $50 for writing a derogatory message in the dirt on a Pennsylvania Fish and Boat Commission truck.

Why’d he do it? The officer had made him take a breath test weeks before, which he passed, but I guess he just couldn’t let it go. Now he’s got to let go fifty bucks.

Don’t mess with the park ranger Boo Boo.

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boo-boo-bear

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Aw, to be a dog….

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

Do you ever ‘think’ about reincarnation?

Do you ever look at your dog resting peacefully on your couch, all stretched out, comfy and content and hope that you come back as a dog?

It’s a thought isn’t it?

Maybe we should think we should come back as a pampered pooch. There are plenty of homeless dogs out there….

Aw, to be a dog….

Interested in Reincarnation? Check out these links:

Fictional movie site for believers in reincarnation and karma

Blog site for believers in karma and reincarnation

L Johnverrell’s REIN: The Rejuvenator Pilot Trailer on IMDB

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dog-sleeping

You get to sleep in. You get a fresh bowl of doggie food and cool clear water to drink. You get toys and scratched behind the ear. You get the whole house to yourself all day. You get to bark at the mailman, and the UPS man and you get to eagerly await your master’s return. You get excited and happy and petted and you get to sleep on the couch, and the bed…

It’s a wonderful life to be a dog.

I wonder ‘who’ mine were in a previous life?

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Fried Carp?

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

The Asian Carp is headed for the Great Lakes. The state of Illinois is considering closing locks and dams to keep these bottom feeders out of the Great Lakes. These fish escaped from southern fish hatcheries and catfish ponds in the 70’s and have been making their way north ever since. The Asian carp are fast breeders and can eat several times their body weight a day in vegetation and plankton. This fish can reach a hundred pounds.

It’s been estimates that there are millions of pounds of harvestable carp in the Illinois River. It’s been suggested that instead of trying different methods to eradicate the species that we should be eating it!

The carp is a staple in many cuisines. The Chinese, Vietnamese and Polish people use the meat on a daily basis.

Vietnamese carp is cooked with coconut milk, lemongrass and chilis. Polish fare includes soaking it in milk and onions. You can even find it smoked or pickled, or fried.

The Schafer Fishery processes 12 million pounds of carp a year. Most of that meat is shipped overseas and the rest is sent to ethnic markets in Los Angeles, New York & Chicago.

While many of us think carp is inedible, we’ve been proven wrong. Apparently the fish has a mild taste, it’s just ‘very’ bony.

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Big GIANT Snake

Monday, January 18th, 2010

My spouse wants to move to Florida. Every now and then I ‘think’ about it, and slowly my mind works its way around warm sunny Florida, with fruit trees in the backyard and warm sunshine.

Then I read a story with a headline like this: Large anaconda captured at Fla. fish camp

And all thoughts of moving erase from my head…

This particular “BIG GIANT SNAKE” was a mere 12 feet long and of the ANACONDA variety! IT was captured at a fish camp after initially being spotted in a drain pipe. They think it’s responsible for the disappearance of several ducks and geese in the park.

Officials believe this to be the first anaconda captured in the wild in Florida. Anacondas are from the Amazon and capable of reaching 30 feet.

I think I’ll stay right here in Oklahoma, at least our snakes aren’t giants!

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Oklahoma Catfish Tournaments

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Interested in catfish tournaments in Oklahoma?

Here’s where you’ll find the upcoming spring tournies…

FEB. 20, 2010 ARCADIA

MARCH 13, 2010 FT. COBB

APRIL 17, 2010 CHICKASHA CITY LAKE

MAY 14 AND 15, 2010 KEYSTONE

The next event, at Lake Arcadia in mid February will be the first event in 2010. Get your poles ready for some great catfish fishin’ fun!

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Did you also know that there is a group devoted to Oklahoma catfish tournaments? Yes! It’s the Oklahoma Cats, the Catfish Anglers Tournament Series. You’ll find membership information on their website at: okcatfish.com

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Florida Fish Freezing

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Record breaking cold weather in Florida has affected more than the citrus crops. Florida’s fish have taken a beating too.

In what would normally be warm waters teaming with fish is now filled with dead floating fish. The tropical fish can’t survive when the water temperature falls below 45-50 degrees. Hopefully warming days will revive those that haven’t succumbed.

These past few frigid days have seen more fish dying off than the last big cold kill of 1977. That year more than a million snook died. (Snook is an excellent fish for eating as game.) A similar deep freeze in 89 killed over 60,000 snook in Tampa Bay and that population took a good five years to increase in size.

It’s not just the snook that was in trouble with the declining temps, it was also puffer fish, catfish, grouper, snapper, pompano and more.

Let’s hope the warm sunny rays return to Florida soon.

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Hooks N Eyes

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

You try to hide it.

You try to avoid the obvious.

But somewhere after 40, our near range vision starts to go. You begin to notice you’ve a hard time seeing the hook, even start poking yourself accidentally more often.

You’re not getting clumsier, your eyes are starting to age.

Did you know there is a procedure to help near vision? Yes, it’s called CK (conductive keratoplasty). Apparently it’s an in-office procedure, that’s quick and easy and painless. You can find more information and the particulars at Stahl Eye

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Frigid Waters

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

More than people hit by the arctic blast blanketing the US this week.

Our fish are in danger too.

Not every species can survive in cooling waters.

In Florida, the manatees are staying huddled together to keep warm. They’re at the Blue Spring State Park where the water is hovering at a mild 72 degrees, much warmer than the open river waters. Manatees need water temps to be over 68 degrees to live.

A record number of dead manatees were found last year partly from the colder temperatures recorded last winter.

Let’s hope this arctic air finds it’s way back north!

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